July 9, 2004

Kynlífsráð nr. 2

Typpastækkun fátæka mannsins.

Bee stings

Melissophilia; Entomocism-use of insects, Entomophilia-arousal from insects, Formicophilia-arousal from ants.

Bee stings are used to extend the duration of orgasm, enhance sensation of the penis, and increase its circumference.
One male, having a female friend throw a bee on his genitals as a joke, discovered that the sting on his penis extended the duration and intensity of his orgasm. Realizing that the bee sting was almost painless, he developed his own procedure. This procedure consisted of catching two bees in a jar and shaking it to make the bees dizzy to prevent them flying away. They were then grabbed by both wings so that they were unable to twist around and sting. Each bee was placed just below each side of the glans penis and pushed on to encourage it to sting. Bees leave their stinger in the penis and are not able to sting other parts of the body. The primary discomfort is produced by subsequent itching, although the penis will also become tender and swell. In this case the circumference of the man´s penis increased from 6,5 inches to 9,5 inches. Swelling is greatest on the second day. There are two unexpected effects. however. The swollen outer skin may restrict blood flow into the penis and the swelling can become lopsided or uneven if pressure is applied on only one side.
CAUTION: Poisonous venom can have serious effects on about 5% of the populace. Any of the following symptoms of anaphylactic shock following a bee sting require emergency medical care: difficuly breathing, chest pain, dizziness, nausea or vomiting, edema or general swelling, blue coloration of lips, weak pulse.

p.s. Cleopatra is said to have had a small box that could be filled with bees and placed against her genitals for a stimulation similar to that of vibrators. A few young men have been known to remove the wings of a fly, submerge themselves in bath water, and then allowing their penis to stick out of the water, put the fly on it to crawl around.


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Bónus (fyrir pempíurnar): Endytophilia: refers to people who prefer their sex partners to be dressed rather than naked.

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